If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't , he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do he says u are CHEAP
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES , he is GENTLEMAN
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
